Digging up dirt in the underground
Posted on: Tuesday, March 16th, 2010Before we begin, I want to make it clear this is not some headline grabbing exposé on drug culture. Drugs and electronic music share a well documented past, present, and no doubt future. One needn’t point a finger to point that out.
I’ve always despised the word underground when describing electronic music; the connotation is that it’s secretive, that there’s something to hide, which I don’t think does the scene here any favours. In other parts of the world, electronic music is as mainstream as hip hop, pop and rock, and the scenes in those regions flourish with exciting nightclubs and festivals dedicated solely to the harmonious enjoyment of the genre.
The dirt I’m referring to in the title of this post has to do with the conditions wherein the local electronic music scene has had to hang its collective party hat of late. The clubs that cater to electronic music lovers these days also cater to — there’s no other term for it — sketch bags. By the droves.
A sketchy person is a person you can’t trust, plain and simple. They’re no fun to be around, and they often cause harm to those around them for the sake of their own benefit.
These clubs, some of which started out with so much promise, have been demoted to dives through a combination of this tendency to attract sketch bags, and of club owners who don’t take the safety and comfort of their clientele seriously.
Filthy bathrooms, poorly stocked bars, and rampant thievery and violence prevail over the squeaks, beeps and bumps of whatever the DJ’s playing, no matter how fresh the track or loud the sound system.
I’ve stopped going out to regular Friday and Saturday night electronic music events because I just can’t stand to be around it anymore.
Which is why I was so excited to learn that JFK of MSTRKRFT is playing his upcoming show at The Majestic.

Even if the change in venue still attracts the same sketchy crowd, the change in atmosphere, with clean, well maintained fixtures and a likely more vigilant staff should help keep the problems to a minimum. Hopefully it will serve to discourage them from coming back, too, should more electronic music promoters decide to use this venue in the future.
A1C Gallery has hosted several successful dance parties in this vein, and Musique non stop at Distortion has been sketch-free for all the times I’ve graced its albeit pungent dance floor.
In the meantime, the club owners need to start addressing the problems that have become rampant in their establishments, or they’ll likely find themselves with fewer and fewer people on their dance floors as venues like The Majestic step in to fill the void.













