Posted on: Thursday, February 11th, 2010
VOCM is now reporting there has been “Debauchery at St. Augustine’s Church“. Lets get the facts straight:

… oh, wait, there are none. Someone who was not identified claims that people buy and sell drugs on the church steps and that they’ve now found “evidence” of sexual activity, which was also left unexplained.
The church’s response is even more bizarre: they’ve erected a 14 foot high wood carving over the front door.

Which looks really cool, but all this has left me utterly baffled. That is, until I read the Wikipedia article on St. Augustine:
As a youth Augustine lived a hedonistic lifestyle for a time, associating with hooligans (Latin: euersores, literally meaning wreckers) who boasted of their experience with the opposite sex and urged the inexperienced boys, like Augustine, to seek out experiences with women or to make up stories about experiences in order to gain acceptance and avoid ridicule.
Highly appropriate, but still, a very confusing series of events.
I wonder if they analyzed the evidence …with science?
Edit: CBC has the real story. Thanks to reader jaimesey for pointing it out. Turns out, VOCM didn’t even get a picture or an accurate description of the actual gate that was erected. I’m sure they’ll revise the story on their website to correct their errors eventually.